The Good, the Bad, and the very Ugly

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Wow, we’ve covered some ground in a week, off the Staffs and Worcester, through Stourbridge and Dudley, into Birmingham, where we bimbled around a bit on the BCN (Birminham Canal Navigations) and several other canals, and out the other side.

Looking back down the Stourbridge flight. Now there is only one glass cone in sight, but can you imagine what it must have been like with over 30 on the horizon?

Last year, during the blog silence, we went to Stourbridge. It’s famous for glass making, and we were lucky enough to be there during the biennial International Festival of Glass. We toured the Stourbridge Glass Museum and visited the Red House Glass Cone, imagining all the glassmakers at work. Then we popped into Holy Trinity, the glassmakers church, for tea and cakes. There was a lady there who had lived in Stourbridge all her life, and she told us stories of how the glassmakers used waste glass to make toys for the children; whistles with a reed inside that were easy to break and little ducks and animals.

Delph Locks are beautiful with their waterfall weirs. I’m sure if they were in a more picturesque setting people would be flocking to spend time there.

This year we bypassed the town and headed straight up the 16 locks of the Stourbridge flight. We were going to stop for the day after that, but were thwarted by a fishing match, so we carried on and did the Delph Locks too. We were a bit tired after that!

We were so tired we had to go for a pint or two; Batham’s Best Bitter, served in this lovely pub in Brierley which is the brewery tap, highly recommended and £3.80 a pint! Plus we met a couple of friendly boaters, Clare and William, and had some good conversation, which is always a bonus

The next day just for kicks and giggles we set off for Hawne Basin at the end of the Dudley No. 2 canal. That was a war of attrition – the canal is silted, overgrown and full of the usual urban rubbish. When we got to the Gosty Hill Tunnel we were hardly moving. Sensible boaters would have stopped to clear the prop, but we aren’t sensible. We pushed on at a snail’s pace. It’s no fun being trapped in a narrow, dark and low tunnel where you’re moving so slowly you can count every brick passing by. It’s not very often I’m nervous on the stern of the boat, but as the roof got lower and lower I wondered if we were going to come to a dead halt, and if so, how long it would be before someone found us on this quiet part of the system?

I very much doubt we will ever pass this way again – see how the roof gets lower?

Hawne Basin in Halesowen is a very different place to stop than we are used to. The visitor moorings there are free because they want to encourage visiting boats. Although it looks like a marina there are no pontoons so we spent the night lashed to our neighbour. We could get on and off the boat with no problems, but it was a different matter for Ollie. We deployed the gangplank, and Martyn had to carry him on and off the boat. The real upside was that the basin was selling red diesel for 75p a litre. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it so cheap.

Ollie woofed at the statue. Weird dog

We made the return trip through the tunnel with considerably less drama and headed into Tipton through the Netherton Tunnel, 3027 yards long, but wide like a motorway and with a towpath of on each side. We had thought about spending a day at the Black Country Living Museum, but it isn’t dog friendly, and we have been there before, so after a quick overnight off we went again.

Parts of the Old Main Line are as bucolic as any canal has any right to be

The last time we crossed Birmingham we used the New Main Line, engineered by Thomas Telford, straight as an arrow, and, dare I say it, as boring as a wet Sunday afternoon when I was a five year old in 1971. This year we decided to take James Brindley’s Old Main Line, and what a delight it was! We crossed over other canals, including the Netherton Branch we’d cruised the day before and counted the proliferation of coot nests. I’ve written before about how much I like coots, watching the males solicitously guarding their nests and their mates I like them even more.

Just when you forget you’re on an urban canal the Old Main Line swoops right under the M5 and stays there for about 20 minutes of cruising time. I wonder if the vehicles up above have any idea of what’s happening right underneath them?

We girded our loins the next day, it was going to be full-on., 25 locks and 10 miles to cover to reach the first safe overnight stop. We started off with the Farmers Bridge Locks. At the top they are right under the International Convention Centre, and the towpath is bustling with people. Half way down is Saturday Bridge, reputed to be where the workers would get their weekly wages back in the day.. The lower you get down the flight of 13 the grittier they get and it’s quite a relief to finally pop out at the bottom adjacent to the Jewellery Quarter. This area is definitely far removed from the bars, restaurants and attractions of Gas Street Basin.

The creepiest lock I’ve ever been in, No.9 on the Farmers Bridge Flight. It was dark, under a bridge, and for some reason smelled really strongly of coal.

It was at the Ashted Tunnel that things really went wrong for us. You descend the first lock of the Ashted Flight and right in front of you is the tunnel. If Gosty Hill was low and narrow, this was even worse. A narrowboat is 6’10” wide, and the Ashted Tunnel is only 6’11” wide, so there was no wriggle room at all. It’s also low, the roof is steeply curved, and the water level was so high it was over the towpath. It was a recipe for disaster, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. Martyn went on ahead to set the next lock, I chugged through the tunnel – or rather I didn’t. What actually happened was that even though I was rubbing along the towpath to my left, the right handrail at the top of the cabin roof hit the tunnel wall, and so did our pram hood frame and cover. We were totally unprepared for the damage to the boat. At the end of the day it’s nothing a bit of black paint won’t sort out, but it certainly knocked my confidence. Subsequent research and talking to another boater has revealed we certainly aren’t alone, the Ashted Tunnel is notorious for damaging boats. I wish I’d known before we set off, we would have gone another way.

To make matters worse, HS2 is going to cross the Ashted Flight

While I was licking my wounds and trying to restore battered confidence in my helming abilities, a passerby struck up a conversation. He was born into a working boating family, the youngest of 12 children. and one of only 3 not to be born on his parents’ boat, called Dover. Happily reminiscing he told us some first hand stories of what the life was like, of how his Mum would be back steering the boat 4 hours after giving birth because there was no money if they didn’t haul cargo, and how the workers at Bournville would throw chocolate to the boat children. Talking to him was exactly what I needed at that time.

A very attractive mural at Warwick Bar

It started raining, so we stopped at the foot of the Camp Hill Locks for a bite of lunch. I also got to help out a party of Canadian hire boaters who were a bit lost and trying to climb up the side of the lock. We ran into them the next day and I’m glad that their enthusiasm for narrowboating wasn’t daunted by the experience.

We ended that particular day on the Camp Hill Flight, which I feel is one of the grimmest on the system, neglected, paddle gear not working and with the sort of grafitti that is neither art, nor ornament, nor intelligent

I certainly don’t want to end this blog on a low point. We love exploring urban canals, and the BCN in particular, even though this year’s tally down the weed hatch was a baseball cap, a pair of Nike shorts, the wrapper from a multipack of Andrex and goodness knows how much plastic and weed. The water is crystal clear in parts, oily black in others. My copy of the Pearson’s guide is out on the back of the boat at all times because there is so much of interest to identify. I’ve probably taken 100 pictures to squirrel away in the memory banks, and we enjoy the surprises and the challenges. There is nowhere in the country where I’m more aware of how privileged we are to spend so much of our time on a living museum, a transport network that is 250 years old that was constructed not for our boating pleasure, but as part of the industrial revolution and is part of our history. The pretty and rural is just around the corner, and we are lucky to have so much variety.

See the red doors on the bridge? They were used in WWII to allow the firemen to drop hard suction hoses into the canal to draw up water. I never noticed them back in 2022 when we were last here, this time I spotted them everywhere in Birmingham

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Tricky manoeuvring to get water in Wolverhampton

I can see why people are captivated by the BCN.  We’ve barely scratched the surface, barrelling down the Main Line and only deviating to spend a couple of nights moored up outside the Black Country Living Museum at Dudley.  What a great place.  Martyn’s been there twice before, but it was my first visit. I hope it won’t be the last.  I’m of the age where it brings back memories for me too. Some of the brands in the chemist shop looked very familiar (Milk of Magnesia, Sloans Liniment and Andrews Liver Salts). What really took me back was coming across a stone grinding wheel in a yard behind a cottage.  It used to be my job to turn the handle on Dad’s grindstone so he could sharpen the knives he used in the shop. I never seemed to get the speed right. 

Our day at the Black Country Living Museum

We get asked a lot about the flag flying from the stern of Beau Romer. It’s the Dorset Flag of course. We’re both proud of our heritage. When we were in Birmingham I started to see a flag I didn’t recognise, and discovered it was the Black Country flag. It’s full of symbolism, representing the manufacturing heritage of the area, the conical furnaces and the description of the Black Country being “black by day and red by night”. One of the activities in the museum was a chain-making demonstration, which makes the chain on the flat seem appropriate, but chains as a symbol have become so controversial now. The flag hasn’t escaped that controversy.

The Black Country Flag was designed by Gracie Sheppard when she was 11 years old

The BCN has meant the expected trips down the weed hatch, but we haven’t picked up a lot of debris and detritus, most of the time it’s only weed.  I read a strikingly accurate description that in some places boating on the BCN is like navigating through salad.  Apart from the weed, the thing that struck me about the water was its crystal clarity.  Apparently it’s something to do with the coal dust acting like a carbon filter, and having no runoff from farmers’ fields.  Anyway, it’s wonderful to watch the fish and see what’s on the bottom of the canal (not so wonderful when we passed over what looked like the entire front end of a car!)

Our own private aquarium outside the Black Country Living Museum

We had an overnight stop in Wolverhampton, which was fine, apart from the thump, thump of the bass beat from a nightclub somewhere near our mooring until 2 am. There was a building opposite the mooring that proudly proclaimed “Chubb & Sons Lock & Safe Company Ltd Founded A.D. MDCCCXVIII”.* No such problems then.

St Peters Collegiate Chuch, Wolverhampton. Martyn pointed out the uncanny resemblance of the fish on the fountain to Angry Birds. Angry Fish?

Today we slogged our way down the Wolverhampton Flight.  Slogged being the operative word.  They are single locks, but most of them were empty and we needed them to be full. The only way to achieve that state was for us to fill them, which takes time.  It took us over four hours to negotiate the flight.  Usually, Martyn’s at the helm when we’re in locks.  I’m perfectly capable of driving, but we’re still treating him gently.  I did the first five today.  We’ve developed our own system and the helm doesn’t just stand there operating the throttle like a stuffed dummy, but gets on and off, closes gates and opens paddles.  It’s much more fun. The flight changed in nature as we descended its 132 feet.  It got somehow softer and kinder and more rural.  Lock 17 even had a dinky little iron footbridge, so no scary scrambling over the lock gates on that one.

The Wonderful Wolverhampton 21

I found myself wondering somewhere around lock 18 why, with all the exercise I get and all the heavy lifting I’m not skinny as a rail, with taut muscles like Nicole Kidman.  I guess my liking for chocolate, ice cream, beer and gin might have something to do with it.  

How could you think I consumed any of those delicious chips cooked in Beef Dripping we bought at the fish and chip shop in the Black Country Living Museum? Perish the thought!

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